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Presidential Succession

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Ties are broken by whoever was closest to the surface of Europa when they were born.
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stevetursi
2370 days ago
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Obligatory: https://www.brookings.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/06_continuity_of_government.pdf
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JimB
2368 days ago
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Where is Jed Bartlett from TV's west wing? He should be first. He was the best president we've never had.
satadru
2369 days ago
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Tom Hanks seems to be about seven places too low on this list.
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tsuckow
2369 days ago
You wouldn't want him to be too busy being both president and legal Guardian to half the country. https://youtu.be/nG2pEffLEJo
gerweck
2370 days ago
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I support this, in part because "The Europa Clause" would be a great title for a political action-thriller.
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Ties are broken by whoever was closest to the surface of Europa when they were born.
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Ties are broken by whoever was closest to the surface of Europa when they were born.

I'm With Her

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We can do this.
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MaryEllenCG
2945 days ago
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I unabashedly love this. I love it. Thank you, Randall.
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satadru
2945 days ago
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Hell^Yeah.
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chriscrouch
2945 days ago
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Yay
FNUPP
2945 days ago
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Do not feed the trolls
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2946 days ago
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We can do this.

This Space Intentionally Left Black

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no one gets out of coffee alive.

Tonight’s comic would like a large to go, thanks.

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November 11, 2013

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WOOP! We'll be releasing the new science-themed SMBC book on Black Friday. Stay tuned, geeks!
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iaravps
4037 days ago
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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